Totally Stupid Character Thing

[Miss Jack]

So, I found this thing online and decided to try it out for some Isle of Morpheus characters, just for lulz.


Choose ten of your characters!

1. Samantha
2. Armand
3. Alexander
4. Jasper
5. Nellie
6. Zizzy
7. Genn
8. Jack
9. Pia
10. Vince

Check! I borrowed some characters so they weren’t all boys. XD

Four invites three to dinner at their house. What happens?

Jasper: RUSE! -sticks pistol in face- Surrender.
Alexander: 0:

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

Pia: -girls night out- Shake it, honey!
Nellie: -blinded-
(I guess Pia was trying to get to know her maybe-future-daughter-in-law?? Idk.)

You need to stay at a friend’s for a night. Do you choose one or six?

ZIZZY. YAAGURRLL!!111one.

Samantha wouldn’t let me in. :/

Two and seven are making out, and ten walks in. What is their reaction?

Vince: …..o.o; (-incest-)

Three falls in love with six, eight is jealous. What happens?

Jack: How could you Zizzy?
Alexander: Tough luck, pops.
Armand: …

Zizzy: …sorry. You all look alike to me.

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, ten, two or seven?

-tackled by six foot seven Dream-

Vince: -walks away-
Genn: …yeah, um, sorry. You’re on your own. -wince-
Armand: -sighs and pulls crazy ninja move-

Of course it’s Armand. <3’s.

One decides to start a cooking show. What’s happening fifteen minutes later?

Samantha: -staring blankly-
Director: The white thing where the fire is coming out? That’s the stove.

Three has decided to marry either eight, four or nine, who do they choose?

Alexander: Let’s see, my mom, my dad, or the big Dream that only pretended to invite me to dinner. Well I’ve already cried enough over him.

……suicide, please.

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from five for two’s release. What is it?

Genn: GIVE UP!
Nellie: …wot? I don’t want ‘im.

Everyone gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

Alexander: Pffft… CHYA. -flex flex-
Everyone: -is going to enjoy this-

Everyone is invited to two and ten’s wedding, except eight. How do they react?

Jack: -imagining Vince and Armand all dressed in white- Yeah, I didn’t want to go anyway. x.x

Why is six afraid of seven?

Zizzy: Well, it’s a combination of things really…
Genn: RRAWWWRRRH!

One arrives late for two and ten’s wedding. Where were they and why were they late?

Samantha: Why am I even invited!?! And I was shopping. Gucci shoes don’t stay on sale very long, thankyouverymuch.

Five and nine get rip-roaring drunk and end up at your house, what happens?

Pia and Nellie: Oh Sussaaannaaaa, oh don’t you cry for me!
Pia: I love this song.
Nellie: I gots plenty of ‘em.
Me: …what is that on your head?
Pia: HMM? Oh, male thong. We were just at the strip club.
Me: I am vetoing all Danny rights after baby-sitting Katie’s characters.


Nine murders two’s best friend. What does two do to get back at them?

Alexander: -gasp wheeze- What…the hell…. mom?
Pia: I FOUND A GRAY HAIR.
Armand: o.0; -inches away-

Six and one are in mortal danger. Does six save themselves, or one?

Samantha: -fllaaaaaail/freakout-
Zizzy: -____-0 Why did I bother?
Samantha: I wouldn’t have saved you.
Zizzy: What?
Samantha: -waaaaaaahfreakssomemore-

Eight and three go camping, for some reason they forget to bring any food. What happens?

Jack: Nice.
Alexander: What do you mean nice? You’re the parent.
Jack: I’m sure we can manage to find food, between the two of us. We’re smart, full of ingenuity and for the most part stronger than beasts of the land.
Alexander: …..so should I go to McDonalds, or what?

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured, what does nine do?

Pia: -sniff/useless- We’d gotten so close… maybe it’s for the best. I killed your best friend/boyfriend in a fit of rage earlier.


OVER. Hahahaha.... kinda dumb. But if anyone else wants to try it, feel free. ^.^

[Jules]

Choose ten of your characters!

1. David
2. Diaspro
3. Marie
4. Armand
5. James
6. Zizzy
7. Camilla
8. Mary
9. Victor (our neglected baby needed some attention you awful mother)
10. Vince

I also borrowed.

Four invites three to dinner at their house. What happens?

Marie: Voulez vous couchez avec moi? Oh and, pass ze salt?
Armand: ...I speak French. Fluently.
Marie: -head falls off-

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

Victor: I OWN THIS CLUB
James: -staring at shoes- Really?

You need to stay at a friend’s for a night. Do you choose one or six?

DAVID!! He’ll love me outwardly while he grows in resentment on the inside.

Two and seven are making out, and ten walks in. What is their reaction?

Vince: This….doesn’t…make…sense. –twitch-

Three falls in love with six, eight is jealous. What happens?

Mary: I thought we had something!
Marie: Non! She is mine!

Zizzy: uuh, this is all very flattering, but umm. I don’t swing that way. 

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, ten, two or seven?

Pfffft. I dun WANNA get rescued.

One decides to start a cooking show. What’s happening fifteen minutes later?

David: I KNEW STOP DROP AND ROLL DOESN’T WORK.

Three has decided to marry either eight, four or nine, who do they choose?

Marie: ARMAND DAAAAAHLING!
Armand: -runs-

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from five for two’s release. What is it?

Camilla: PAYBACK BITCH
James: WHATEVER YOU WANT. Want my arm? You can have it. Where’s a saw?

Everyone gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

Marie: NOT AGAIN
Me: No. History repeats itself~

Everyone is invited to two and ten’s wedding, except eight. How do they react?

Mary: ouch, Vince, ouch.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Zizzy: She glitters

One arrives late for two and ten’s wedding. Where were they and why were they late?

David: Consoling Mary. Vince, youisajerk. –runs-

Five and nine get rip-roaring drunk and end up at your house, what happens?

James: Whyyy doesn’t she love mee back?
Victor: She saw me. –hiccup-


Nine murders two’s best friend. What does two do to get back at them?

Diaspro: -sits on Victor-

Six and one are in mortal danger. Does six save themselves, or one?

David: Go one without me!
Zizzy: Oh shut up will you?
David: Seriously, I’m miserable this is JUST what I want.
Zizzy: oookay.

Eight and three go camping, for some reason they forget to bring any food. What happens?

Mary: It was a bear. I swear to God it was a bear.

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured, what does nine do?

Victor: I could’ve stopped the crash but I was saving a baby fox, you know~

[Princess Katie]

1. Marie
2. Victor (I’M NOT NEGLECTING HIM, SEE?)
3. Pia
4. Danny
5. Finola
6. Alexander
7. Jack
8. Genevieve
9. Nellie
10. Illie

Four invites three to dinner at their house. What happens?

Pia: Danny, what happened?! IS SOMEONE DEAD?


Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

Nellie: Oh, c’mon, this looks loik a good place t’ eat!
Finola: You know that this is a--
Nellie: JUST COME ON I’M STARVIN’.


You need to stay at a friend’s for a night. Do you choose one or six?

Marie! I don’t think I’d be able to stay with Alexander for a whole night without getting pissed and leaving.


Two and seven are making out, and ten walks in. What is their reaction?

Illie: Oh…! Ohmygosh, I’m so sorry! SORRY. –slams door and runs away, fast-

Three falls in love with six, eight is jealous. What happens?

Genn: MOM! I thought I was your favorite!

Keepin’ it in the family.

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, ten, two or seven?

Victor would try. But I’d HARDLY want to be rescued.

Victor: FEAR NOT, MISS! I WILL SAVE YOU!
Me: BITCH, YOU TAKE ME ANYWHERE AND YOU’RE DEAD.

One decides to start a cooking show. What’s happening fifteen minutes later?

-doorbell rings, Chinese Takeout on the other side-
Marie: -puts a sprig of cilantro on the take-out box- Bon Appetite!


Three has decided to marry either eight, four or nine, who do they choose?

Pia: Danny, you’re a boy, right?

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from five for two’s release. What is it?

Victor: -clearly trapped- I…I am in complete control of the situation. I’m simply waiting for the opportune moment to strike!
Finola: …Right. And, this is my concern because…?

Everyone gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

As soon as someone had the audacity to break her nail or scuff her shoe, it would be on.

Everyone is invited to two and ten’s wedding, except eight. How do they react?

Genevieve: Auntie! I’m betrayed and bewildered!

Why is six afraid of seven?

Alexander: I’m so not. Now, if it was Mom…

One arrives late for two and ten’s wedding. Where were they and why were they late?

Marie’s head fell off.
Marie: SORRY. THERE WAS………….. TRAFFIC. YEAHHHH. (:

Five and nine get rip-roaring drunk and end up at your house, what happens?

Nellie & Finola: -drunken antics-
Me: DON’T YOU HAVE A CREATOR YOU COULD BE BOTHERING? GEEZ.


Nine murders two’s best friend. What does two do to get back at them?

Nellie: HAHA! Wot now?
Victor: My best friend is ADVENTURE. Not sure who that guy is.
Nellie: ): Rats.

Six and one are in mortal danger. Does six save themselves, or one?

Waitttt…hasn’t this happened before?


Eight and three go camping, for some reason they forget to bring any food. What happens?

Genn: You think we would have learned after Dad and Alex did the same thing.
Pia: I’m dyyyyyyyyiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggggggggg.

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured, what does nine do?
Nellie: -trying to put the pieces back together- It’s loik a giant puzzle! Games! Whooooo!
Finola: -dyyyinng-

[redtopaz]

Choose ten of your characters!

1. October
2. Miguel
3. Lane
4. Lac
5. Riff
6. Dren
7. Nex
8. Bela
9. Mercedes
10. Annie

I did the same thing with the borrowing.

Four invites three to dinner at their house. What happens?

Isn’t that what they do everyday, anyways?

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.

Riff: *takes one look at Mercedes* Yes, ma’am!

You need to stay at a friend’s for a night. Do you choose one or six?

As long as Julien wasn’t home, one.

Two and seven are making out, and ten walks in. What is their reaction?

Annie: *teary eyed* Bastard! *flashes sunglasses* At least leave me for another woman!

Three falls in love with six, eight is jealous. What happens?

Bela: Really? Who am I supposed to be jealous of? The looney-tunes crossdresser or the bitchy social recluse?

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, ten, two or seven?

Lac: *in creepy feminine voice* AHAHAHA!
Annie: Yeah, I’ve got a prior engagement. You’re on your own.
Nex: Alakazam! *nothing happens* Um, oops?
Miguel: Fear not, amigo! I shall save you!

One decides to start a cooking show. What’s happening fifteen minutes later?

October: Then we stir in the flour with the milk… *is actually good at this*

Three has decided to marry either eight, four or nine, who do they choose?

Lac: O.o
Bela: Who’d want to marry her?
Mercedes: Isn’t she a wanted criminal!?
Lane: And here’s rosemary for remembrance <3

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from five for two’s release. What is it?

Riff: Uh, I’ve got a 10 in my pocket. Will that work?
Miguel: Muchacho mudo.
Nex: I’m not letting him go for anything less than 15.

Everyone gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?

Lane: *cackles madly*
Everyone: *backs up*

Everyone is invited to two and ten’s wedding, except eight. How do they react?

Bela: I knew it! I am the unloved youngest child!!!

Why is six afraid of seven?

Nex: Seven ate nine!
Dren: That’s why.

One arrives late for two and ten’s wedding. Where were they and why were they late?

October: It’s Julien’s fault.

Five and nine get rip-roaring drunk and end up at your house, what happens?

Riff: Partay! Let’s get a keg in here.
Mercedes: Ahaha. You’re *giggle* underage *grin*, Mister! AHAHAHA!

Nine murders two’s best friend. What does two do to get back at them?

Miguel: Querida! How could you?
Mercedes: Umm…

Six and one are in mortal danger. Does six save themselves, or one?

Dren: Is that a serious question?
October: *dies a horrible painful death*

Eight and three go camping, for some reason they forget to bring any food. What happens?

Lane: *grin* Did you know that flesh is an excellent source of protein?
Bela: Ehehe… Hold on, I’ve got something in my eye. *takes off glasses*

Five is in a car crash and is critically injured, what does nine do?

Mercedes: *on radio* I need a medical unit stat! It’s okay sir, you’re going to be alright.
Riff: *gurgle*