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Post by Miss Jack on Nov 3, 2008 17:08:57 GMT -5
Well, it's not like I need another reason to procrastinate, buuuttt... another character questionaire... thing...
You don't have to answer all the questions if you don't want to, it's mostly an excuse to torment your characters and have some fun. Enjoy!
WOULD YOU RATHER?
Be 4'1 or 7'9"?
Live without music or live without T.V.?
Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?
Lose your legs or lose your arms?
Have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?
Be blind or deaf?
Live in Antarctica or Death Valley?
In a fire, save a sibling or a stranger?
Be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)?
Eat sushi or liver?
Have 3 eyes or webbed feet?
Meet the president of the U.S. or Billy Graham?
Find true love or 1 million dollars?
Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Be gossipped about or never talked about at all?
Have stars in your eyes or eyes in the back of your head?
Have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
Be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
End hunger or hatred?
Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?
Get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?
Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
Be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?
Get even or get over it?
Always lose or never play?
Be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?
Know it all or have it all?
Always get first dibs or the last laugh?
Give bad advice or take bad advice?
Have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?
Forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?
Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?
Own a ski lodge or a surf camp?
Forget who you were or who everyone else was?
Have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?
Give up your computer or your pet?
Be the sand castle or the wave?
Overthrow a dictatorship or lead one?
Write the worst book in history or record the worst song in history?
Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?
Have half days everyday or no homework forever?
Wear all pink or all purple to school?
Take a math test or do a lab in science?
Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?
Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
Bake cookies in cooking class or do art projects in art class?
Run the mile or give a speech for English?
Have a pie-eating contest or a wheelbarrow race?
Have a big group of friends or one very close friend?
Not be able to talk or hear for one day?
Be nervous but excited or relaxed but bored?
Wear a school uniform or last year's Halloween costume?
Spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?
Be an actress/actor in a big movie or the director?
Have an ugly, loyal dog or a prize-winning, snobby cat?
Be a professional baseball player or a champion horse breeder?
Be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?
Go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?
Have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?
Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like?
Not be able to use your phone or your e-mail?
Snowboard in the winter or swim in the summer?
Pick your own nose or someone else's?
Be a tree or live in a tree?
Write a mystery or a poem?
Meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?
Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Last but not least... Would you rather be doing this quiz or doing something else? =P
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Post by Miss Jack on Nov 6, 2008 23:10:02 GMT -5
Be 4'1 or 7'9"?
Alexander: 7’9”. Aw yisss. Armand: … Kel: (somemuthafuckin’breadcrumbs)
Live without music or live without T.V.?
Armand: Without T.V., I couldn’t live without music. Alexander: Either one. Kel: You have to choose! Alexander: …geez. T.V., I guess.
Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
Alexander: rofl, ew. Armand: Um, dishwashing liquid, I suppose. It would probably be easier to get down. Alexander: A bar of soap.
Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?
Alexander: For us, it’s kind of either/or, isn’t it? If you love Dreams, you’re a traitor. Armand: You DO love a Dream. Alexander: Ah. Right, well... Damn. Armand: >.<; If I had to choose one, I’d rather be called racist.
Lose your legs or lose your arms?
Together: Legs.
Have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?
Alexander: I have a beautiful car (motorcycle) and an ugly house. Armand: These questions are so… arbitrary. Kel: Stfu, Armand. Armand: -sigh- A beautiful house, probably. I don’t have to live in the car.
Be blind or deaf?
Alexander: EEEEHHHH. Blind. Nellie’s voice is one of my favorite things. Armand: Blind. Only Beethoven can compose with a deaf ear.
Live in Antarctica or Death Valley?
Alexander: Pffft… I’d turn Antarctica into Death Valley. Armand: Well if that’s where you’re going… Death Valley.
In a fire, save a sibling or a stranger?
Armand: A sibling. Alexander: BOTH. I am crazy good at fire rescues. Kel: UGH. Stop cheating with these twisty answers. Kthnx.
Be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)?
Alexander: ….spanked? Armand: Er.
Eat sushi or liver?
Alexander: Sushi, for sure. Armand: Sushi.
Have 3 eyes or webbed feet?
Alexander: Three eyes, of course. Webbed feet would be of little use to me. Water and I don’t get along. Armand: Uhm. Webbed feet?
Meet the president of the U.S. or Billy Graham?
Alexander: Who the f--- is Billy Graham? Armand: -.-o He’s a famous Christian preacher. Alexander: You don’t say. Well, Obama it is! Kel: !!!!! Alexander: I didn’t say I’d be nice to him. Besides, I’m the embodiment of hell. I’m not meeting a preacher. Kel: -appeased-
Find true love or 1 million dollars?
Armand: True love. Alexander: Same. -sigh-
Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Alexander: I say everything on my mind anyway. Armand: Unfortunately. I’d be fine never speaking again.
Be gossiped about or never talked about at all?
Alexander: Gossiped. Armand: asldfkdsng. Who chose these questions? I don’t care. Kel: -backs off-
Have stars in your eyes or eyes in the back of your head?
Alexander: Stars in your eyes? Wtf? Armand: Is this metaphorical or literal? Kel: Man, I don’t know.
Have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
Alexander: How to choose… x-ray vision. Armand: Bionic hearing, probably…
Be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
Alexander: Be able to hear any conversation! Armand: Take back anything I say.
End hunger or hatred?
Alexander: What a Genn question. Armand: Hatred, I think. Alexander: Probably hatred.
Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?
Alexander: My diary? Journal… of manliness. And since there’s not a lot in there, probably that one. I don’t want a movie of me dancing around in a skirt at the Day of the Dead party. Armand: Movie of my most embarrassing moment.
Get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?
Alexander: Well, if it was Mr. Peep doing the catching, then the singing in the mirror. Armand: Singing in the mirror. -smug-
Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
Alexander: HOW ABOUT A CAT NAMED KILLER? HAHAHAHA. God, I’m funny. Armand: ….(I’d rather be a cat).
Be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?
Alexander: With someone I hate. How else am I going to entertain myself? Armand: Alone.
Get even or get over it?
Alexander: Do you even have to ask? Armand: Get over it.
Always lose or never play?
Alexander: DDD: Always lose? Armand: -shrug- I don’t mind losing, and it would be sad to never play. Alexander: -bereft- I mind losing.
Be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?
Armand: I’d rather deal with my parents than lie to Zizzy. Alexander: She’s your best friend? How cute. (And I pick the same)
Know it all or have it all?
Alexander: Since I already know it all, I pick the “have it all”. Armand: Uhmm… know it all?
Always get first dibs or the last laugh?
Alexander: Last laugh. Armand: I do not care about any of these questions.
Give bad advice or take bad advice?
Armand: Take bad advice, I would hate to be the reason for someone else’s suffering. -halo- Kel: ….ugh. Alexander: I’d rather give bad advice. Better they to suffer than me.
Have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?
Alexander: Lulz. These are so retarded. I hate water, soooo.. Sand. Armand: Water.
Forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?
Alexander: Don’t need sunscreen. Armand: Whatever.
Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?
Alexander: When did all the questions become stupid? Armand: When we started. Alexander: Well I’m skipping ahead. Kel: 0: You can’t do that. Alexander: Doing it. Kel: Drat.
Own a ski lodge or a surf camp?
Forget who you were or who everyone else was?
Have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?
Give up your computer or your pet?
Alexander: I’ll answer this one. I don’t even know how to use a computer, and I would never give Killer up.
Be the sand castle or the wave?
Alexander: THE WAVE. Kel: Did Armand leave?
Overthrow a dictatorship or lead one?
Alexander: Lead one. Mwahaha. Armand: I supposed I’d have to be the one to overthrow you then. Kel: Armand! You’ve returned! Armand: Don’t touch me. Kel: ): You’re cranky.
Write the worst book in history or record the worst song in history?
Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?
Alexander: Why would anyone want that many potatoes? Armand: I’d pick the potatoes. Feed the poor.
Have half days everyday or no homework forever?
Wear all pink or all purple to school?
Take a math test or do a lab in science?
à Not applicable. No school.
Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?
Armand: A mansion in the middle of nowhere. Only Zizzy could come. Alexander: Hermit… but I tend to agree. I can not think of ten people I could tolerate living in an apartment with.
Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
Bake cookies in cooking class or do art projects in art class?
Run the mile or give a speech for English?
Have a pie-eating contest or a wheelbarrow race?
Have a big group of friends or one very close friend?
Not be able to talk or hear for one day?
Armand: If only, Alexander. If only. Alexander: ….hay. Kel: You guys are skipping too many! It’s bad form. Armand and Alexander: -don’t care- -crosses out more questions-
Be nervous but excited or relaxed but bored?
Wear a school uniform or last year's Halloween costume?
Alexander: Halloween costume, duh.
Spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?
Be an actress/actor in a big movie or the director?
Have an ugly, loyal dog or a prize-winning, snobby cat?
Alexander: The cat. We could be prize-winning and snobby together. Armand: Despite what you may think, you don’t have the well-bred persona.
Be a professional baseball player or a champion horse breeder?
Be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?
Alexander: Winnie the Pooh? Ew.
Go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?
Have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?
Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like?
Not be able to use your phone or your e-mail?
Snowboard in the winter or swim in the summer?
Pick your own nose or someone else's?
Alexander: Gross, why would you want to pick someone else’s? Armand: It’s just as gross to pick your own.
Be a tree or live in a tree?
Alexander: Now this one’s clever. Kel: Shuttuppp….
Write a mystery or a poem?
Meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?
Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Last but not least... Would you rather be doing this quiz or doing something else? =P
Alexander: Free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, we are free at last!
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Post by Jules on Nov 6, 2008 23:38:13 GMT -5
Be 4'1 or 7'9"?
Mary: 4'1
Live without music or live without T.V.?
Mary: Without T.V Julia: Does the circus even have electricity?
Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
Mary: Doesn't matter, I can't throw up. Liquid, I guess.
Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?
Mary: Uhh, racist.
Lose your legs or lose your arms?
Mary: Neither. Julia: But that's cheating! Mary: I DON'T CARE. Julia: okay moving on
Have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?
Mary: I already have a beautiful home.
Be blind or deaf?
Mary: Blind, then I wouldn't have to endure Vince's nasty looks.
Live in Antarctica or Death Valley?
Mary: Death Valley
In a fire, save a sibling or a stranger?
Mary: I don't like either.
Be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)?
Mary: I'm not answering this. Julia: You have to! Mary: Says who? Because I'm pretty sure Mr. Black Plague says I don't. Julia: SHEESH. FINE.
Eat sushi or liver?
Mary: Sushi!
Have 3 eyes or webbed feet?
Mary: Who the hell wrote this? When is this ever going to be a choice I have to make?
Meet the president of the U.S. or Billy Graham?
Mary: I suppose the President. I have not idea who Billy Graham is.
Find true love or 1 million dollars?
Mary: ....true love, I guess
Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Mary: I do the first one anyways. Julia: and you might implode if you had to do the second. Mary: What was that? Julia: Nothing! -whistle-
Be gossipped about or never talked about at all?
Mary: Never talked about at all.
Have stars in your eyes or eyes in the back of your head?
Mary: I'm thinking stars in my eyes might be kind of painful, while how the hell will the eyes see through my hair?
Have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
Mary: bionic hearing
Be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
Mary: I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO TAKE BACK STUFF I SAY. Julia: WONDER WHY.
End hunger or hatred?
Mary: Hunger.
Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?
Mary: Most embarrassing moment was pretty public anyways.
Get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?
Mary: Singing in the mirror. I'm pretty sure Vince would kill me if he caught me spying on him.
Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
Mary: Cat named Fluffy.
Be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?
Mary: With someone I hate. I'd have to get food somewhere... Julia: EWWWW!
Get even or get over it?
Mary: Get even.
Always lose or never play?
Mary: Never play.
Be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?
Mary: I don't have parents, so that one. I don't ever want to lie to Vince. Julia: Because you're sccccaaaared. Mary: Shutup.
Know it all or have it all?
Mary: I wouldn't want either.
Always get first dibs or the last laugh?
Mary: Last laugh.
Give bad advice or take bad advice?
Mary: Give bad advice.
Have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?
Mary: ....seriously, who wrote this?
Forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?
Mary: ....it's Chimera. No one needs these things.
Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?
Mary: I kiss a crab almost every day!
Own a ski lodge or a surf camp?
Forget who you were or who everyone else was?
Mary: Been there, done that. Julia: You skipped a question. Mary: No, that was just gibberish.
Have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?
Mary: Three in ten.
Give up your computer or your pet?
Be the sand castle or the wave?
Overthrow a dictatorship or lead one?
Mary: Lead one! Julia: You skipped two! Mary: More gibberish.
Write the worst book in history or record the worst song in history?
Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?
Have half days everyday or no homework forever?
Wear all pink or all purple to school?
Take a math test or do a lab in science?
Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?
Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
Bake cookies in cooking class or do art projects in art class?
Run the mile or give a speech for English?
Have a pie-eating contest or a wheelbarrow race?
Have a big group of friends or one very close friend?
Mary: One very close friend. Julia: Now you're just being lazy. Mary: And?
Not be able to talk or hear for one day?
Mary: Hear. Julia: God, so many people would be so happy if you couldn't talk for a day... Mary: Really? I can only think of one...
Be nervous but excited or relaxed but bored?
Wear a school uniform or last year's Halloween costume?
Spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?
Be an actress/actor in a big movie or the director?
Have an ugly, loyal dog or a prize-winning, snobby cat?
Be a professional baseball player or a champion horse breeder?
Be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?
Go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?
Have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?
Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like?
Not be able to use your phone or your e-mail?
Snowboard in the winter or swim in the summer?
Pick your own nose or someone else's?
Be a tree or live in a tree?
Write a mystery or a poem?
Meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?
Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Mary: Forgotten. Julia: YOU SKIPPED LIKE HALF OF THIS THING.
Last but not least... Would you rather be doing this quiz or doing something else?
Mary: OH NO. PLEASE MORE QUESTIONS. I AM OBVIOUSLY ADORING THIS.
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Cozy
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Post by Cozy on Nov 7, 2008 1:30:03 GMT -5
WOULD YOU RATHER?
Be 4'1 or 7'9"?
Mikhail: 7'9", obviously. Then people would naturally think I was above them.
Live without music or live without T.V.?
Mikhail: ...Why would I have to live without something?
Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?
Mikhail: Hm...soap. Nice soap, though. None of this cheap stuff.
Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?
Mikhail: A traitor, I suppose? Who cares about being patriotic?
Lose your legs or lose your arms?
Mikhail: Ugh! Next!
Have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?
Mikhail: But why would you have an ugly one of either of those? Honestly!
Be blind or deaf?
Mikhail: Hmm...to miss out on the sight or the moans...
Live in Antarctica or Death Valley?
Mikhail: Death Valley. Less clothing required.
In a fire, save a sibling or a stranger?
Mikhail: Stranger. You can't sleep with a sibling.
Be spanked or be put on a restriction (on your favorite thing to do)?
Mikhail: Spanked. Please.
Have 3 eyes or webbed feet?
Mikhail: Why are there even questions like this?! I'm sure there's surgery for both of those!
Meet the president of the U.S. or Billy Graham?
Mikhail: Neither of those sound like much fun.
Find true love or 1 million dollars?
Mikhail: A million dollars buys much more.
Always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?
Mikhail: I could get by with body language, you know.
Be gossipped about or never talked about at all?
Mikhail: Any publicity is good publicity, darling!
Have stars in your eyes or eyes in the back of your head?
Mikhail: I suppose eyes in the back, if they didn't show. Easier to scope out a room, hmmm?
Have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?
Mikhail: ...X-ray vision. Absolutely.
Be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?
Mikhail: Hear any conversation. Why would I take anything back?
End hunger or hatred?
Mikhail: Hunger. Hatred is too much fun.
Publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?
Mikhail: You know, I think I could make money if I published my diary. It's rather juicy.
Get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?
Mikhail: It depends. Would by crush then ravage me to pieces?
Be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?
Mikhail: Uch! Dogs are so dirty! A cat!
Be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?
Mikhail: You can't make love alone.
Get even or get over it?
Mikhail: Get. even.
Always lose or never play?
Mikhail: Never play. Losing is terribly embarrassing.
Be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?
Mikhail: Oh God, my Mother would have a heart attack if I ever told the truth.
Know it all or have it all?
Mikhail: Both.
Always get first dibs or the last laugh?
Mikhail: Sloppy seconds and the last laugh.
Give bad advice or take bad advice?
Mikhail: Give it, and bathe in the hilarious results.
Have sand in your shorts or water in your ear?
Mikhail: Ugh ugh ugh! Why are so many of these so uncomfortable?!
Forget your sunscreen or your sunglasses?
Mikhail: I would rather be dead than sunburned. Forget the glasses, I could by a new pair.
Kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?
Mikhail: Can't I just pay someone to do these for me?
Own a ski lodge or a surf camp?
Mikhail: Surf camp, mmm.
Forget who you were or who everyone else was?
Mikhail: Everyone else. Who cares?
Have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?
Mikhail: Couldn't I just wish for more wishes with the one today?
Give up your computer or your pet?
Mikhail: I don't particularly care for either.
Be the sand castle or the wave?
Mikhail: This is about sex, isn't it?
Overthrow a dictatorship or lead one?
Mikhail: Lead one!
Write the worst book in history or record the worst song in history?
Mikhail: If I wrote it, it wouldn't be the worst.
Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?
Mikhail: Mmm, chocolate~<3
Have half days everyday or no homework forever?
Mikhail: I always made the boy who sat in the back do my homework. Half days.
Wear all pink or all purple to school?
Mikhail: Purple, naturally.
Take a math test or do a lab in science?
Mikhail: Bo-ring.
Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?
Mikhail: You can always invite the friends to the mansion, right?
Be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?
Mikhail: I've always wondered about what it would be like to do it in zero gravity...
Bake cookies in cooking class or do art projects in art class?
Mikhail: Bluch. Don't care.
Run the mile or give a speech for English?
Mikhail: When have I ever not wanted to talk?!
Have a pie-eating contest or a wheelbarrow race?
Mikhail: I can't waste this waistline on pie!
Have a big group of friends or one very close friend?
Mikhail: Either, I suppose.
Not be able to talk or hear for one day?
Mikhail: Ugh, don't remind me about that whole Day of the Dead dare. Not be able to hear.
Be nervous but excited or relaxed but bored?
Mikhail: Ooh, nervous and excited, that sounds like fun.
Wear a school uniform or last year's Halloween costume?
Mikhail: Well, considering that I didn't spend much time in last year's Halloween costume, I'll go with that.
Spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?
Mikhail: Can I spend it on the beach instead?
Be an actress/actor in a big movie or the director?
Mikhail: Actor, certainly.
Have an ugly, loyal dog or a prize-winning, snobby cat?
Mikhail: Pets reflect their owners, you know.
Be a professional baseball player or a champion horse breeder?
Mikhail: ... ...Do I have to watch the horses being born?
Be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?
Mikhail: Mm~mmm, Superman.
Go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?
Mikhail: An amusement park, I suppose.
Have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?
Mikhail: Aren't...aren't those vicious?
Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like?
Mikhail: I don't need a job. How plebe.
Not be able to use your phone or your e-mail?
Mikhail: Either, I haven't really got a preference.
Snowboard in the winter or swim in the summer?
Mikhail: Again, less clothing wins.
Pick your own nose or someone else's?
Mikhail: Eww! Ew, uch!
Be a tree or live in a tree?
Mikhail: Do I honestly look like some dirty tree-hugger?
Write a mystery or a poem?
Mikhail: A mystery. Poems are dreary.
Meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?
Mikhail: Couldn't I meet one if I went there?
Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
Mikhail: I don't care how I'm remembered, as long as I am.
Last but not least... Would you rather be doing this quiz or doing something else? =P
Mikhail: Come along, consider my other options, hm~mmm? Wouldn't you rather be doing those, too?
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